1. Beer Cooler Scooter--about $500. Because I would get a lot of attention from thirsty men!
2. A Sphynx (hairless) cat. Because my daughter's allergic to the kind with hair. These kind of cats are said to be great snugglers and very intelligent/curious. And, by the way, they're not totally hairless. They're covered with vellus hair.
3. A Nano. It's inexpensive and it gets excellent gas milege. Only sold in India, sadly.
4. Fake university diploma: did you even know they sold these? I would put this one up in the living room, put on my Harvard sweatshirt, and intelligently answer questions about my alma mater while offering cocktails at my holiday party.
5. A set of dishes so I can make and serve my own thalis (Indian meals)
6. An around the world airline ticket. As low as $1,299! So I can learn how to make my own thali meals.
SF or LA > Hong Kong > Bangkok > India > Europe > NY > SF or LA - $1,299
Airlines: Cathay Pacific / China / Air India / United / Jet Blue etc.
Surcharges: Leaving US during 6/1 - 9/5= +$169 or 12/6 - 1/5 = +$396; depart London 6/1 - 9/30= +$228 or 12/14 - 1/4 = +$299
Airlines: Cathay Pacific / China / Air India / United / Jet Blue etc.
Surcharges: Leaving US during 6/1 - 9/5= +$169 or 12/6 - 1/5 = +$396; depart London 6/1 - 9/30= +$228 or 12/14 - 1/4 = +$299
7. Bose Quiet Comfort Noise Cancelling Headphones: So I can endure the round-the-world trip.
8. An indoor electric faux fireplace: cuz I can't have a real one.
9.A set of Blik easy-on, easy-of stickers for the walls.
10. Reserve A Spot in Heaven: Only $12.79 for eternal life? What a deal!
You're funny!
ReplyDeleteLove, Betsy